Jason Li

A person who is considered by society a fake hype beast, shellshock noob, and a warriors bandwagon.

That kid recently started acting like Jason Li

by 31 savage September 26, 2018

jason wahler

frequent user of U.D terminology.

my daddy my pimp etc.

luh dat hoe.

Jason Wahler dekcuf Megan Mcdonald

by xxxxxxxxmeg June 15, 2008

Pull a Jason

When you have a critical impending final and sleep through it, then take 15 minutes to brush your teeth before heading to said final 2 hours late to try and salvage a passing grade

-Fuck dude, I pulled a Jason this morning and slept through my final! Now i gotta bone out of intro to astronomy!

-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning

by zongheadluvr December 7, 2009

doctor jason

a man who hosts his own tv show and gives cures for various diseases such as cancer and gonorrea. His assistant is called johnathon

and now its time for........ DOCTOR JASON

by paolo April 8, 2004

Jason Born

Justin Bieber's future son. He is baby swaggin. And has over 6 million mamacitas.

"Im naming my child jason born"

by biebsfanatic17 January 19, 2011

Jason Collins

Someone who is depressed and gets attached very easily to girls he starts dating and avoids hanging out with his friends. Most likely leads to moving in with the girl too early and a quick engagement.

Man, Steve just lost his virginity and now he's a regular Jason Collins.

by miked202 March 2, 2011

Jason Kidd

God, or Jesus Christ on the court. Beat his wife 'cause he was swinging his arms. He told her, "If I hit you, it's not my fault!" The blood wasn't even real.

Swear against him and J Kidd will damn you to hell and shit on your grave!

by John Don May 2, 2005