Jason dong, is not a boyscout.. He likes sweet bodies, a blow job, wants a blow job, and eats peanut butter and jelly. He enjoys being drunk and proceedes to attend any college that is chip. Other names are Daryl, Chris, Jared, Travis, Robert, Steve, Elmo, Dr. Lovepie, Babycakes, Andrew, Corey, Phil.
Jason Dong just molested my phone bill with his drunk utters in his call again, when does he wake up.
The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.
The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.
by footsteps August 07, 2009
a guy from the series called "friday the 13th". he iz tall dead uses a machette 2 kill wears a hocky mask and grusome.he died as a kid at camp crystal lake, he drowned because no1 would kome in the water 2 help the poor little fuck.so now he seeks revenge in just killing random people!
"oh my god look at that guy getting hiz head sliced off!!!!"
"itz like a jason voorhees copycat!!!!!!!"
"itz like a jason voorhees copycat!!!!!!!"
by trevor jordan May 21, 2005
When you have a critical impending final and sleep through it, then take 15 minutes to brush your teeth before heading to said final 2 hours late to try and salvage a passing grade
-Fuck dude, I pulled a Jason this morning and slept through my final! Now i gotta bone out of intro to astronomy!
-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning
-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning
by zongheadluvr December 07, 2009
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by biebsfanatic17 January 19, 2011
a man who hosts his own tv show and gives cures for various diseases such as cancer and gonorrea. His assistant is called johnathon
by paolo April 08, 2004
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