Chinese Myth Dragon

A long skinny variety of dragon common in chinese mythology which is sometimes confused with the pokemon dragonaire.

That's not a pokemon, that's a fuckin, that's a chinese myth dragon, That's Henry Zhao's Text Book.

by Ptip06 September 16, 2008

Chinese Military Shovel

The one thing that puts the swiss army knife to shame.

The uber-multi-purpose tool, the Chinese military shovel!

by RummieRR June 9, 2010

Chinese Penis Cuffs

Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.

"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"

by TBONENYC March 25, 2010

Chinese Nut Tap

The act of constricting a male's testicles with a rubber noose, and harshly slap it back and for that as if it was a punching bag.

Nic: Hey dude are you alright?
Michael: Yeah man my sister gave me a huge chinese nut tap last night.

by Gallant September 24, 2011

Chinese dentist time

The name given to the time 2:30 this is because if a Chinese person says "two-thirty" it sounds like they're saying "tooth hurty".

It's Chinese dentist time.

by carbona not glue November 2, 2010

Chinese pussy flute

A Chinese pussy flute is when a dude is fucking a girl in the pussy and then sucks her pussy like if her pussy was a flute

John: hey dude Frank did that Chinese pussy flute to Jen

Ben: yeah dude he said it fucking hot

by Dan McSour February 9, 2021

alaskan chinese firedragon

The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.

The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.

Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.

I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.

by Cunt Destroying Splooge Cannon January 4, 2018