Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv
I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg
by legendchecker October 23, 2024
Get the Prairie Blumpkin mug.The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.
by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 7, 2010
Get the Hi-Brow Blumpkin mug.The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.
by JazzyJen April 11, 2024
Get the Honey blumpkin mug.its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea
after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte
by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024
Get the Blumpkin Spiced Latte mug.When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces
by Oklahoma tingler December 27, 2022
Get the Spotted blumpkin mug.Nic was giving Brandon a bro-job till brandon pulled out a pocket and and launch it into Nic's face. Turning it into a prairie blumpkin
by Slana November 5, 2024
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