cracker nigger

a person who is so fucking dumb, everyone hates them but pretends to like them.

hey, look at that cracker nigger.
EW. just pretend and say hi.

by jhebhrtfgiathrblgaeh February 24, 2011

Cracker Goop

The ejaculated semen of a white-caucasion male.

im choking on cracker goop

by Zak March 28, 2003

Cracker Tits

Cracker Tits- A saying screamed out by intense video gamers during a time of great anxiety.

Your player is dying and help is to far away...

Gamer: CRACKER TITS!

by CleverGirl9 September 1, 2009

Cracker Snatcher

Black guy that uses his prowess, i.e. oversized cock, to date exclusively white women, thereby making them unavailable to white guys. Fortunately, white guys don't mind as the snatchers tend to usually end up with the fattest, nastiest trailer park whores anyway.

friend #1 "I feel so sorry for Paul, some cracker snatcher made off with his wife."

friend #2 "Well, you had to see it coming, she's been complaining about his tiny wang for years."

friend #1 "I guess those back problems he's been having were the final straw for her."

friend #2 "I always thought he was a fag anyway, maybe he'll find a good man now"

by Martyr_T September 5, 2008

cracker jack

a twitching crack addict; twitching and flailing usually caused by recent crack use or seeking crack.

"Look at cracker jack's arms. She's jumping around like she just got high."

by bfkiddo August 5, 2006

cracker jack

Cracker Jack stared in "The Beano" comic not long after it came out (no precise date). He no longer appears, except for in a special edition, where many of the long-dead characters came back.

Cracker Jack was special for using his whip. He could do everything with it, from using it as a weapon, to swinging, and even grabbing far away objects.

For more info, go somewhere else.
Cracker jack

by Jimjimminyjimbobjones May 14, 2007

cracker jacks

a term used for jacking crackers.

"I just opened a box of cracker jacks and all i got was this bullshit fannypack."

"last night i went to the ballgame and I had me a 3 boxes of cracker jack, nigga you should have seen it. I got like 4 cell phones, a passport, and some paper. And from this one box i even got that bitches phone number"

by G E April 28, 2008