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Time travel 

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

time rocket

Discovered by an adorable big kid who loves dogs and memes.....he also happens to be very wealthy. His name is Leon Noel Kusm- he is an E-God.... THE BEST OF THE BEST !!! He should be everyone’s idol.
Time Rocket 🚀 It is used for time travel, to promote growth for the greater good of mankind.
time rocket by Faithful777 May 1, 2021

Time Zonist 

A Time zonist is a person that holds what time zone you are in against you.
Hey the boss is a Time Zonist he doesn't like people from other time zones.
Time Zonist by brgiad May 17, 2021

Time Delay 

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.
"YO! That dude is time delayed. He can't figure this shit out."
Time Delay by A8208266 August 10, 2021

Time Delay 

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.
"YO! That dude is so time delayed. He can't figure any of this shit out!"
Time Delay by A8208266 August 10, 2021

Time Warping 

Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).
"We spent all night tripping then hit some deems, Time warping is crazy."
Time Warping by Kagethelette September 12, 2021