nerd alert

Phrase used to declare a super nerdy incident.

Phrase used after a very indepth, overly detailed explanation, definition, anticdote, or nerdy personal admission is made. Can be used to describe yourself or others. Can be a diss or a tension breaker for realizing how nerdy you just came off.
Sue: "I used to read black beauty over and over again when I was a kid, we should put that on the list of the greatest books of all time."

Jane later after recounting the incident to Amy.

Jane: Nerd Alert! Could she love the book black beauty any more?!?
Amy: Seriously.

My biochemistry teacher was a super nerd. After she went off on a tangent for about fifteen minutes about some small detail she thought was so cool and she used to study, she realized she was at her nerdiest, and could only recover with exclaiming "Nerd alert!" in her defense and move on.
by Mtothechelle March 13, 2008
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church nerd

A person who knows many things about the church they attend, different churches, the liturgical year, or any of mix of the previous things.
That girl is always reading her Bible or preparing or studying some type of religious lesson! She's such a church nerd!
by kagomeshuko December 24, 2005
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Book nerd

Sometimes can be a really cool person if they get out and socialise more and most of the time is really hot just never to be thought of because called a nerd
Guy 1 isn't your girlfriend a book nerd
Guy2 yeah so she's really smart really funny and really hot
Guy 1 no she's not she is a nerd
Guy 2 who's your girlfriend again
Guy1 ...
by George101 February 05, 2014
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nerd box

The study room in a dormitory or living complex. Nerds go to the nerd box to study; non-nerds go to the nerd box to pretend that they are nerds.
Hold my calls! I'm going to the nerd box.
by Anonymous November 14, 2001
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nerd

someone who is inferior at a videogame, used as a way to put someone down.
(after a teammate performs badly) wow you fricken nerd!
by clutchisgood January 18, 2009
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Stoner Nerd

Some one who smokes marijuana and has seen every Lord of the Rings movie at least twice and can name every Star Trek character in alphabetical order.
Bill is such a stoner nerd that he watched all the Lord of the Rings movies non stop for a week the only reason he stopped was because he broke his bong with his foam sword he made for LARPing.
by zachwarhawk February 09, 2011
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nerd farm

Hey Jimmy let’s go to the public library!!! No way Billy that place is a “nerd farm”.
by Yaright October 08, 2004
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