i guess

The universally socially awkward word that ruins every single sentence you add it to.
Can be alternatively written as "I'm a f**king f*ggot"

Guy: Hey Jimmy! What's up?
Jimmy the autist: I'm pretty good, I guess.

by GaIiIeo January 5, 2015

There's no "I" in "Team"

It's the exceptionally annoying thing that "motivational" speakers say, but it does have the ultimate put down, Read On.....

Speaker: There's no "I" in "team".

Student: You're right, but there is a "U" in CUNT.

by SectionStar September 10, 2009

i cannot

When you have had enough of a situation. An incomplete phrase however understood by multiple youths

Jamie: Mom I need $ for clothes
Mom: No Jamie, you need a job

Jamie: ugh! Literally mom, I cannot
Mom: Jamie what the hell are you talking about?

by ladybugmafia3456 May 19, 2014

I can't

A popular thing to say on Tumblr when something, particularly a post, where it's so stupid or funny that you just can't. You can't laugh or shake your head, because it's so ridiculous.

A: "No one asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. His name is T.I. (Texas Instruments)"
B: I CAN'T!

by Tumblrer May 6, 2013

Homo-ies

Friends that like get through shit together, but while sometimes making out blacked out, and occasionally ride mechanical bulls

Me and my homo-ies like to play rugby on Saturdays and then casually make out profusely at the bar later.

by MLE_ March 28, 2021

i-army

I-army
The ARMY is a fanbase for the korean boy band BTS

A K-army is a korean army which is in korea a I-army is International but our internatinal asses will never get to be able to go to a fan meet up

"I-army I purple you"
"K-army I purple you"
"When your International ass cant relate"
(Last one usually used between the I-army as a joke)

by Dannie💜 August 3, 2018

i-Ready

i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.

Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."

All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"

by mrmarmalad February 21, 2020