The universally socially awkward word that ruins every single sentence you add it to.
Can be alternatively written as "I'm a f**king f*ggot"
Can be alternatively written as "I'm a f**king f*ggot"
by GaIiIeo January 5, 2015

It's the exceptionally annoying thing that "motivational" speakers say, but it does have the ultimate put down, Read On.....
by SectionStar September 10, 2009

Jamie: Mom I need $ for clothes
Mom: No Jamie, you need a job
Jamie: ugh! Literally mom, I cannot
Mom: Jamie what the hell are you talking about?
Mom: No Jamie, you need a job
Jamie: ugh! Literally mom, I cannot
Mom: Jamie what the hell are you talking about?
by ladybugmafia3456 May 19, 2014

A popular thing to say on Tumblr when something, particularly a post, where it's so stupid or funny that you just can't. You can't laugh or shake your head, because it's so ridiculous.
A: "No one asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. His name is T.I. (Texas Instruments)"
B: I CAN'T!
B: I CAN'T!
by Tumblrer May 6, 2013

Friends that like get through shit together, but while sometimes making out blacked out, and occasionally ride mechanical bulls
Me and my homo-ies like to play rugby on Saturdays and then casually make out profusely at the bar later.
by MLE_ March 28, 2021

I-army
The ARMY is a fanbase for the korean boy band BTS
A K-army is a korean army which is in korea a I-army is International but our internatinal asses will never get to be able to go to a fan meet up
The ARMY is a fanbase for the korean boy band BTS
A K-army is a korean army which is in korea a I-army is International but our internatinal asses will never get to be able to go to a fan meet up
"I-army I purple you"
"K-army I purple you"
"When your International ass cant relate"
(Last one usually used between the I-army as a joke)
"K-army I purple you"
"When your International ass cant relate"
(Last one usually used between the I-army as a joke)
by Dannie💜 August 3, 2018

i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.
Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."
All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"
All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"
by mrmarmalad February 21, 2020
