The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.
Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”
Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”
Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”
Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
Get the Steam a dingmug. The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".
Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking
by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020
Get the Ding Dong Dickingmug. by Amschel September 6, 2025
Get the King Ding-a-lingmug. by FatBassettHound July 22, 2020
Get the DING DONGmug. A group of retarted fuckheads who do nothing productive whatsoever, roast people constantly and slack off all the time.
Friend 1: Look at those freaks, they do nothing but roast those guys over there.
Friend 2: Oh, they're a Ding Clan. Don't pay attention to them
Friend 2: Oh, they're a Ding Clan. Don't pay attention to them
by Anonymous12763 September 10, 2016
Get the Ding Clanmug. Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.
by CrackManson July 7, 2024
Get the Ding Dong Shitmug. by Cameron March 21, 2004
Get the dingmug.