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zucchini

1) A certian boy/stalker that closely resembles a zucchini
2) Not only does he look like a zucchini, his name is zach, akazucchini
3) He likes Video games and riding his midget bike, while stalking kayley
"OMG you guys! I saw the Zucchini at Safeway! When he looked at me I just ran."
by Lindina October 14, 2006
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zucchini licker

Someone who licks a man's penis
Zach's a zucchini licker.
by Long Charles 18+ October 10, 2017
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Zucchini feminism (feminist)

It is one of the new feminist theories created in S.Korea.
This feminism is hilariously the most welcoming feminism of men, especilly misogynists, mansplainers rather than women.
If you want to be a 'Zucchini feminist' , all you need to do is just say "I am a feminist". That's it. you don't have to prove it or be proved. and say "you are not feminists, you such a mob, man hater, bully" to women who criticize about your misogyny.
that is the important point that you take the victim's place. it is a good excuse that women says a bad words to guys. when women criticize, hate you , just say "hey! student! listen carefully! I am a real feminist and you are fake. what you do is just bullshit. follow me I can enlighten and educate you what is the real feminism. never say bad words to men. as a man I really want to help you. peace! "
p.s. you must speak it with man's plain .

why is a zucchini?
this all started with this conversation from somewhere on internet
"you wanna be beaten with a zucchini?"
"you are so violent. just like misogyny guys"
she should't have said that.
woman: omg. I falled out of the job interview again. better school, better grade than other men, but why?
man: cause they think you are not enough?
woman : glass.ceilling maybe
man : omg . only ugly fat women say that but no doubt. I am a real feminist.
woman : no. you just a zuccihni feminist.

A : hey what is the zucchini feminism (feminist)?
B: it is so weird feminism that only men like.
by gdnnp November 27, 2017
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zucchini person

by Purple zucchini May 22, 2018
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Zucchini

A brown haired girl who is wearing a tank top and leggings with black Nike shoes (not sponsored) who is also wearing a gray and pink bra.
Zucchini is awesome
by Hot mama Hershey May 30, 2018
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Zucchini

You put your hand in a guys pants and jerk his penis then spit on it and suck it
Jesus need zucchini
by Jesus is white April 8, 2019
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Zucchini

Nobody ever: zucchini is my favorite fruit
by Zucchini hater August 3, 2019
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