zooniversity

an institution of higher learning that is so big and rowdy that it is less an academy than a zoo.

I got my degree in Psychology from San Diego State Zooniversity (SDSZ).

by Ouch Pot80 December 13, 2012

Zooning

Zooning: (v.) Zoning out during a Zoom session.

If this speaker had an ounce of charisma, I wouldn't be zooning.

by latoyaf October 4, 2020

scooby zoobie

YA DIGG SO YOY TUTU YA BABY YA DIGGG

omg is that scooby zoobie? YA DIGG

by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020

Online Zoomies

People who gather in small groups online, in Zoom calls, to get support and friendship. There is supervisor who helps them learn how to do the Zoom calls and is also there for each gathering. There is a commonality to the groups; in some cases everyone is a senior citizen. or maybe all female.

She wasn't sure how she'd like being on online meetings with people she had never met; but she kept working with the supervisor to learn how to do it. Would they like each other? After several meetings, she looked forward to her weekly meetings with them. They had bonded, and Online Zoomies seemed a fun & pleasant name for them.

by Poppy Doodle September 24, 2021

zoonderps

a god, the best human being in the world, a sexy privileged white male.

Hey look its Zoonderps! hes so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Zoonderps January 4, 2021

zoobie

A Utah Mormon who is very sheltered and ignorant of the outside world. They want to stay in Utah. They don't have to go to BYU or college at all. They mostly live in Utah Valley and Utah County.

The zoobies in my class are so annoying. They don't get how things are in the real world.

by someaaguy December 1, 2013

Zoobied

a temporary state of stupidity/mentally-retardedness resulting from unnecessary, excessive weed smoking

Manny-LETS GO TO CREEEEEEEEK
Translation: Yo you want to go snowboarding man?

Flag- Ighttttttttt lets gettttttt ZOOOOBIEDDDD?
Translation: Yes I do? Should I bring weed?


Manny- Lets DOOOOO ITTTT!!
Translation: Hell yes.

zoobied
If you find yourself doing any of the following there is a possibility you have been ZOOOOBIED before; taking excessively long pisses; realizing your friends lips match the curtains; talking about that....PUSSY; hitting up the PIZZA STATION; you enjoy them PERSONAL PIZZA's screaming all kinds of words as you would scream ZOOOOBIED for example.- BANANA PEEEEEL

by zooooobied February 2, 2009