Zoink

A stupid phrase used by a character in the scoobie doo series

Zoink! im a moron!

by TheNuke January 29, 2003

zoink

The act of getting high from marijuana.

Effectively used as a code-word to discretely talk about getting high from weed (for instance, if parents who are against it are around)

"Did you guys zoink yet? Lets zoink up"
"Yoo I just smoked 3 bowls - I'm so zoinked right now"
"She smokes weed every day from morning until night - she's a true zoinker"
"Get zoinked"

"A zoinker is someone who zoinks up and feels zoinked" similar to "A zoinker is someone who smokes up and feels high"

by project.lenzone May 28, 2020

planet zoink

the highest you could possibly be

“dude, that last bong rip sent me to planet zoink.”

by steezus christ August 22, 2018

zoink and pork

to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.

I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend.

by zachizzo January 10, 2005

Zoinkus Boinkus

a jew who walks the vast spider land known as Australia, 4chan, Reddit, and your discord servers these commonly come with e-girls from New Zealand but only use their e-girl to hide their homosexuality.

these people may also be disguised as people named 'zack' (any spelling of it)

these are KOS please keep away from children

'person 1' i saw a zoinkus boinkus hitting up some girl from Instagram
'person 2' was he with anyone
'person 1' yeh, he was with a dude called Chad
'person 2' typical zoinkus boinkus

by king of jews slayer of muslums February 10, 2019

Zoiks

To described something in the superlative form.
Zoiks=WOW!!!

All was said was "zoiks" as the beautiful girl walked by.

by Hank0001 June 3, 2004

zoinky

Zoinky is a word that can be used any way want. No matter the context. Zoink is the stem and you can add any letter after. It can mean booty or jellyfish.

Person 1: "I just went zoinky zoinks."(swimming)
Person 2: "Was it zoinky?"(wet)
Person 1: "Zoink"(onions)

by Zoinkyman February 8, 2017