Zen Marxism

The philosophical/political/economic beliefs of an extremely small and highly secretive international pseudo-religious sect bent on revolutionary enlightenment through socio-economic understanding and self-compassion.

It sure as hell ain't zen and it sure as hell ain't marxism.
Some Zen Marxism quotes:

"Life has to be given a 'meaning' -- because of the obvious fact that it has no meaning."

"Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate or despise, serves to defeat us in the end. What seems nasty, painful, evil, can become a source of beauty, joy, and strength, if faced with an open mind."

"Hope is a bad thing. It means that you are not what you want to be. It means that part of you is dead, if not all of you. It means that you entertain illusions. It's a sort of spiritual clap, I should say."

"If there is to be any peace, it will come through being, not having."

-- Henry Miller

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Instant Zen

Dude, Adam brought over some crazy instant zen last night, I'm still trippin'.
by mighty legume April 19, 2009
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Poop Zen

The state of general well-being after taking a massive dump
After evacuating his bowels, Bill felt Poop Zen.
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Creative Zen

(n) A Portable MP3 Player designed by Creative Labs Ltd. Which is one of the earliest MP3 Players created by a "Mainstream" company.

It is often compared to the Apple Ipod due to the current replacement of MP3 Player as a general term for all devices, with Ipod by the mainstream culture.

In recent revisions of the device it appears that Creative have begun changing the propietary connectors used in MP3 players of its type to ones that are more standardises (i.e. Mini USB Jacks) rathern than make devices that require certain connectors that have to be bought from the creator of the device.

Due to the power of the Ipod brand Creative have recently changed their "IPod Beater" attitude and are focusing on creating MP3 Devices that are DIFFERENT than the Ipod.
"This is a Creative Zen MP3 Player, It's different from an Ipod".

Dude it's cheaper than an Ipod, Get a Zen!
by Redache September 15, 2008
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Parking Zen

The natural ability for certain people to drive to a large venue parking area (concert, shopping, whatever..) and invariably locate a parking spot, in the best possible place.

Others do not possess this and end up in the satellite parking lots.
Despite Black Friday crowds, Rick found a upfront parking space at the mall in record time because of his parking zen.
by Dawgmum November 15, 2009
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cronus zen

For gay people who need macros AND mouse and key (MNK) to gain an advantage on console
How tf do we win with and ash main with a fuckin cronus zen?
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cronus zen

There’s a special place in hell for the people who use it. Anyone who owns one most likely isn’t loved and gains satisfaction from tormenting individuals that are essentially handicapped
Yoooo that dudes a beamer! He’s definitely got a cronus zen. I’m getting off this shit game.
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