Zarkonians

Assholles that live not now but were living in our galctic long ago and have destroyed themselfs whit stupidyty

Oh Tom what a Zarkonians You are eating this pice of pizza before me

by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023

freaky zeaky

Freaky zeaky is a fancy word to call someone who is a freak in a sexual way.

Brad liked being punched because he is freaky zeaky.

by Naeeeeeee May 16, 2018

Go Zerk

To live and act with high vibrational intensity and vigorous energy.

“I Go Zerk when I’m on the field!”

by Fishman 1887 June 30, 2022

zerk

To Suck the fart out of someone's asshole

Suzie had a big one comin, so I zerked her

by Dr. Evan "Bitches" McLovin August 27, 2007

zarkon

a red planet that is located within the Milky Way asteroid belt

Planet Zarkon is home to the many inhabitants called Zarkonians.

by ZarflogMaster February 22, 2009

Zarkybidia

The worst possible STI/STD to contract. Even worse than AIDs

"Ahh man, I just got zarkybidia off Ralphis"

by thefwf December 24, 2008

Zarking

Zarking (verb) refers to a particular combination of walking and dancing. A 'Zarker' tends to walk sideways with robotic movements, whilst making a quack noise usually characteristic of a duck (in particular, the Malard). The term was coined in mid 2008 by visionaries Bill and Mark, who realised that Zarking was not recognised by mainstream western culture, or for that matter any culture across the world - either mainstream or subcultural.

Zark - to indulge in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I will Zark my way to the moon.")

Zarking - when one Zarks, one can consider oneself to be Zarking (e.g. I'm Zarking my way to the moon as we speak." I actually am.)

Zarker - one who indulges in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I hear Nelson Mandela is a bit of a Zarker.")

Zarkastic - to be clever and witty whilst Zarking (e.g. "Jim-bob made a rather Zarkastic comment as he siddled across the room in a sideways, robotic manner whilst making quack noises.")

BeZark - to indulge in the act of Zarking to an excessive degree, often as the result of addiction. (e.g. "oh no, Barry's gone Bezark again and he's knocked the kettle into Grandma's lavender curry.")

by Mark Jimmy Hughes May 20, 2008