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Zach Attack

1.(noun): Zachary "Zack" Morris, the main character from "Saved by the Bell"

2.(verb): The act of doing something very outlandish and/or surprising that brings great joy to many people. (It can only be done by someone named Zack, Zach, Zak, etc.)

3.(noun): A nickname given to any "Zack" who is viewed as spontaneous or unpredictable by his peers.
1.
Zach Attack: Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?
Mr. Richard Belding: Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.
Zach Attack: Sorry, sir... You're not my type.

2.
Guy #1: This party sucks, they're already out of beer!
Guy #2: Are you kidding!? Wow, let's get out of here...
(Zack enters with a keg, a 30pack of Bud, and a funnel)
Guys #1+2: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A ZACH ATTACK!!!

3.
Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Zach anywhere? He promised me we'd dance tonight!
Guy: Oh, Zach Attack? Yeah, he's either in the living room playing pong or outside jousting on that Big Wheel he bought on eBay last week.
(Girl #2 enters laughing hysterically)
Girl #2: Everybody come quick! Zach Attack's on the roof throwing Jawbreakers at the Trick or Treaters!
by The TampaBay Tyrant March 25, 2009
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Zach Park

A Street Rapper local to NY's Syracuse,binghampton, and elmira regions. Best known by his nickname "Tha Fresh Prince Of New York". He is also very well known for his dislike of the law, and his very public love for da pussy
Me: Yo what you doin tonight
Friend: Nuthin
Me: Lets go down to the voodoo lounge and see Zach Park spit his mad game
Friend: Oh Sit son, I didnt no he was in town, lets go!!!
by Gilberto Sanchez August 28, 2009
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Zachariah

1. (adj) A term synonymous with pure unadulterated awesomeness. When ranking with Chuck Norris or Mr. T level awesomeness is just to ridiculously impossible, it is usually safe to put it on the level of Zachariah.

2. (verb) A Hebrew name meaning "Jehovah has remembered."
1. Did you see that guy pull a Zachariah round house kickpunch? That was Zachariah!!

2. Don't worry about God not hearing your prayers, because Zachariah!
by Bobathan Mcjekt June 15, 2008
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Zachlar

A secret society made up of uniformistic cellar-dwellers that weasel around by night producing over-exaggerated, scrupulous, noises for all night smokers to perceive.
Dude, we tripped out when the Zachlar made police noises at us.
by The Zachlar December 16, 2010
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Zach

by Kate Barnes September 27, 2017
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Zach

Someone who can always make you laugh, even if you feel really shitty. Someone who you can talk to about anything and feel totally comfortable doing so. Someone who is so funny that you know not to drink anything while talking to him. He's really sweet, creative, caring, and overall awesomely amazing. Not to mention he's extremely cute and smart. He is also known to listen to amazing music and to be totally random.
Isn't Zach just, the perfect guy?
by OrangeElephant June 22, 2011
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Zach Herron

My husband. That's all that needs to be said. He's such an Inspiration, and I'm glad he came into this world. Him and the "Why don't we" boys are all so cute, and have such great voices. They are all so talented, and I hope they continue to make music for years to come.
"Zach Herron is my husband. Back off thot."
by I.am.addicted.to.herron June 11, 2018
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