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National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023
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i wanna be your dog

the lyrics of this song by the stooges are stating that he no longer wants to be the dom of the relationship and wants to be sub towards his artner by saying "i wanna be your dog as in saying i want to be your s3x s1av3
by bertrumthethird May 5, 2022
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Make Sure To Walk Your Dog

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.
"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."
by Meme_buddha October 12, 2019
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Stroke your dogs day

August 17th is stroke your dogs day!
Hey dude!
What
It’s august 17th!
What does that mean
It’s stroke your dogs day!
by Yeahimsosillygoob August 17, 2025
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Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019
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your dog is cute

her:YOUR DOG IS CUTE

him:ok when am i coming over
by beeeeeeeeeeegbmgrt April 13, 2020
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my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.
by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022
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