puff your own joint

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?
by sri22 February 18, 2011
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Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.
Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.
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choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."
Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.
by JenThe80'sFan February 03, 2004
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choose your own adventure

In message boards: These are normally topics that an author creates a main storyline, and have the other people periodically choose what action will follow next (usually at a critical point in the story). If done well, they can be one of the most enjoyable topics on a board.
NeoMario: Alex sees a girl comming towards him. He...

A) Walks up and tells her his name.
B) Runs away.
C) Casually say "Hi" when she gets close.
D) SeXX0rZ her FACE!!

MegamanEXE 2003:D!!!!111!!11
Cream: I think C ^.^
Ace: E) Ignore her since she's 300lb lesbian
gabbo: lol, then B :P
by NeoMario February 11, 2005
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Get your own box

reference to Cheez-It commercial in which greedy motherfathers are instructed to stop moochin and procure their own delicious cheese snacks


In hip circles, refers to people needing to raise up off deez and get their own style, own man, own clothes and own fucking Cheeze-Its
1. Mom to Daughter: Hey Becky - lemme wear you new sweater.
Daughter: Dont think so Moms - you betta get your own box!

2. Friend #1: Damn your man *is* fine.
Friend #2: Yeah he's fine and he's mine so you needs to be
gettin your own box, bitch.
by Amanda April 12, 2005
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Sucking your own dick

What you're doing when you create a definition for your own name.
Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
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bagging your own groceries

When you shoot the basketball and rebound your own missed shot and score it after one or multiple rebounds.
Willis needs to either learn how to shoot or learn how to bag his own groceries.
by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004
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