Yonk

480 shreks

My Bluetooth adapter took one whole yonk to arrive

by Donkeeeh April 29, 2020

yonks

ages a long time

You have been gone for yonks.

by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020

Yonk

An absolute retard who is incapable of doing anything remotely complicated. (Usually refers to people of African decent)

"You can't do shit you fucking Yonk"

by That Nigga Johntez May 18, 2020

Yonk

to throw yourself at or to

I just yonked myself at some elderly people

by Ssuper5969 June 7, 2020

Yonk

To take something away from another.

Can I yonk ur phone for a minute?

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Yonk

To yonk. To pull literally or otherwise. Or to do anything. One yonks or has yonked.

Past tense: Yonked

“What’s up Jim? Wanna yonk on over and hang out?”
“I can’t. Claire is yonkin over and we’re gunna yonk a movie together.”

by Dipmaster29 September 24, 2020

Yonks

A period of five years, Like “I haven’t seen him in YONKS..

It was YONKS ago that I drove to LA.

by Rocky saddler November 9, 2017