Yesterday

Yesterdaaaay all my troubles seemed so far away

Hym "So yesterday this idiot cut off this other idiot on a motorcycle. The come to a stop light and motorcycle idiot starts yelling at the guy and he's like 'I'm on a bike! The passenger is a child!' and he calls the guy some names and whatnot. But what makes him an idiot is this: You and your child are supposed to be wearing a helmet. And you were speeding. Why the fuck is a random person supposed to give more of a shit about your kids safety then you are? You're a fucking retard. Nobody give a fuck about you kid. You barely care enough to make him wear a helmet. Shut the fuck up. Talkmbout 'I wish I had my gun' he was also speeding in a narrow two lane winding 25 mph road. I also had a woman yell out her car window as she was driving passed me in reference to me. She cited how many times I had been to the gas station. What is the likelyhood that a random woman is talking on the phone about a man that she know who went to the same gas station I want to the same number of times? Probably pretty low, right? I'm not a prob/stats guy but I know that shit isn't normal."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

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the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past

When your hungover and realize all the dumb shit you did when you where drunk.

After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"

by BOBBYKANG May 13, 2020

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I wasn't born yesterday

A phrase meaning , please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.

Mother. Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way round.

Adrian. Mother., I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate.

by Sexydimma January 10, 2013

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When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

Happened to me, like has anyone else had this problem?

I created 3 definitions yesterday and none of them are on the website yet...

I am so disappointed.

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

by Poopz💩 October 1, 2022

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