That little flood that infests your eyelids when you're overtired and you yawn, embarrassing you in front of a large group of people.
Dude: *YEAAWN*
Jackass: Dude, are you crying?
Dude: No, those are yawn tears.
Jackass: Shut the fuck up man you're definitely crying.
Dude: No I definitely *yawwwnnnn* am not crying.
Jackass 2: Dude, I see the tears in your eyes.
Dude: (goes on a murderous rampage using a melon baller to gouge out the eyes of jackasses everywhere).
Jackass: Dude, are you crying?
Dude: No, those are yawn tears.
Jackass: Shut the fuck up man you're definitely crying.
Dude: No I definitely *yawwwnnnn* am not crying.
Jackass 2: Dude, I see the tears in your eyes.
Dude: (goes on a murderous rampage using a melon baller to gouge out the eyes of jackasses everywhere).
by sdfobijkaesf September 19, 2009
Get the Yawn Tearsmug. by Big Sky Heidi February 1, 2020
Get the technicolor yawnmug. Sticking your finger up a (passed out) drunk girls arse and watching her mouth open in time with the motion of your finger going into her chocolate starfish.
Imagine my suprise when I saw my chance to try out my Arse-yawning technique on a passed out chick at the party last night.
I know, your timing was great...
I know, your timing was great...
by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
Get the Arse-yawningmug. (noun)
1: When you make somebody else yawn with the dreaded "yawns are contagious" and physical yawn combo.
2: When you have yawned so much already that every time you think of not yawning you yawn.
3: When you are not tired but the act of seeing somebody else yawn suddenly makes you feel sleepy.
4. Whilst attempting an Epic Yawn on somebody, everyone else around the aforementioned somebody subconsciously registers the yawn and yawns too.
5. When you read this, just seeing the word 'yawn' so many times makes you yawn.
1: When you make somebody else yawn with the dreaded "yawns are contagious" and physical yawn combo.
2: When you have yawned so much already that every time you think of not yawning you yawn.
3: When you are not tired but the act of seeing somebody else yawn suddenly makes you feel sleepy.
4. Whilst attempting an Epic Yawn on somebody, everyone else around the aforementioned somebody subconsciously registers the yawn and yawns too.
5. When you read this, just seeing the word 'yawn' so many times makes you yawn.
Person 1: Hey Person 2! Did you know that yawns are contagious?! *yawns*
Person 2: DAMN YOU Person 1. *yawns*
Person 1: Haha. Epic yawn! *High fives*
Person 2: DAMN YOU Person 1. *yawns*
Person 1: Haha. Epic yawn! *High fives*
by polkadotty January 7, 2010
Get the Epic Yawnmug. by kerri and dave August 31, 2005
Get the Yawn Stealermug. "I had some of the dollar a scoop chinese buffet, topped with a few beers, and ended up Yawning Rainbows all afternoon"
by FireMoth April 9, 2006
Get the Yawning Rainbowsmug. by theSheenster April 25, 2010
Get the yawning voicemug.