Alaskan Pipe Warmer

Prior to performing the act of fellatio, your partner places a mentholated lozenge in their mouth and sucks on it until their entire mouth and tongue are filled with a very warm sensation. Then she (or he) performs fellatio, thus transferring that warming sensation onto the receiving man's penis.

Last night my girlfriend sucked on a Halls cough drop then gave me an amazing blow job. The warming made my penis get so hot, it was incredible!

Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!

She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.

by richEK January 16, 2011

discouraged workers

In economics, discouraged workers is a person of legal employment age who is not actively seeking employment or who does not find employment after long-term unemployment. This is usually because an individual has given up looking or has had no success in finding a job, hence the term "discouraged". A discouraged worker is defined as a person not in the labor force who wants and is available for a job and who has looked for work sometime in the past 12 months (or since the end of his or her last job if a job was held within the past 12 months), but who is not currently looking because of real or perceived poor employment prospects.

The top five reasons for discouraged workers are the following:

1)The worker thinks no work is available.
2) The worker could not find work.
3) The worker lacks schooling or training.
4) The worker is viewed as too young or too old by the prospective employer.
5) The worker is the target of various types of discrimination.

by yyuryyubicuryy4me January 12, 2019

Robert The Construction Worker

The Snob Brother Of Bob The Builder

Bob The Builder Builds
Robert The Construction Worker Constructs

by Thomas The Wank Engine September 20, 2004

government worker

An oxymoron. Government does not work, and no-one in government works for you.

As a government worker he spent his 35 hours a week in the office emailing friends, surfing the net and periodically pretending to be busy by interfering with some innocent citizen's life.

by A civil servant June 23, 2006

bed warmer

Term originating at Renaissance Faires used to describe a one-night-stand type relationship.

Did you see that girl with Aron? I bet she's gonna be his bed warmer tonight...

by kimberkid January 10, 2005

ankle warmers

Panties. This is because panties are often found wrapped
around the ankles during sex.

For blondes, panties are better used as ankle warmers since
they are so rarely found around their waste.

by Gnomercy October 2, 2006

pole warmer

A homosexual male's beard.

Chrithtopher, your pole warmer is tho prickly!

by sbo January 11, 2011