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Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D
Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!
by tonyfamous June 23, 2011
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working on fig

Prostituting yourself for mere change. Cheapest whores ever Extra cheap after rainy days
After exhausting all my funds I was employed by a pimp making easy money while working on fig.
by True Boss Lady March 3, 2014
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Working Manager

Being a salaried employee, you do more than hourly employees.
Being short on employees, John had to step his game up and became a working manager.
by Dickey467 September 18, 2016
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Wordington

An imaginary city that only exists in the minds of it's inhabitants. Also the thugshaking capital of the universe. Everything in Wordington is described with the word Wordington in front of it and is the worst possible example of said thing. For example, a Wordington car would likely be a used 1991 Volkswagen Golf 2 with a Nazi flag and anime stickers.
"Yesterday I met up with a few of my friends and we got oiled up and did a circlejerk"
"Wordington hangout💀"
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Linger Working

A form of working most commonly found among most construction and all military jobs.
When working outside, frequent smoke breaks, chatting with coworkers, adjusting ipod/changing song and quick snack breaks constitutes linger working.
Linger Working is taught by direct superiors and usually caused by no predetermined time deadline or little interest in day to day activites by higher ups. In most cases, lingering is actually encouraged by chain of command.
Doushebag1: Man, youve been chipping, grinding and sanding all day and that wall isnt even bare metal.

Doushebag2: Dude fuck that, todays a tuesday, ive been linger working. I smoked three packs of newports, listened to Yani's greatest hits, ran 4 miles then lifted, ate 2 bags of beef jerkey, and at noon my E-6 started walking around in a speedo talking about his pet falcon.
by Lingerers... December 15, 2008
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working and jerking

to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.
Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"

Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"

Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"
by niggaslayer January 20, 2009
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working at the pyramid

A phrase coined by Frank Oceans song “Pyramids” used to describe someone who looks like a prostitute or escort
“ y’all see that girl over there? Yea she looks like she’s working at the pyramid tonight”
by Simply Lemonade October 6, 2020
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