winnipeg champaign

A cocktail consisting of Canadian Rye ans 7-up.

"Terry doesn't like beer anymore; try offering a Winnipeg Champaign"

by Peter Zzyzzy September 1, 2021

Winnipeg Check

The act of carefully scanning any public seating area in Winnipeg for danger.

“Dude, did you hear about Marvin? He was stabbed to death with a spoon by a deranged vagrant.”

“Anytime you go to Portage Place, you’ve got to do a Winnipeg Check.”

by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 12, 2021

Winnipeg Chevy

When you think your hat is a "driving cap" but its really just a fedora.

"Oh look at my new driving cap"
"No thats just a Winnipeg Chevy"

by ya Yeert November 3, 2018

Winnipeg Cancelled

When someone does something that gets them cancelled but they live in Winnipeg so they are stabbed repeatedly.

Did you hear Judah just got Winnipeg Cancelled. He didn't make it

by 519674 July 9, 2020

Winnipeg Cheesecake

When you shove someone's face into the slush on the road.

I was drunk outside a bar in January when some guy tried to give me a Winnipeg handshake, so I knocked him down and gave him a Winnipeg Cheesecake.

by Beerstein_cock February 1, 2022

Winnipeg Rear-Ender

When the girl in front of you is on her phone, while giving it to her from behind. Just as she's about to text, you thrust into her with the force of a Ford Super Duty F-350 XLT into the back of a Toyota Corolla, sending the phone flying and you're yelling "Green means Go, bitch!!!"

Me: Yo, that chick was so distracted on her phone, I had to give her the Winnipeg Rear-Ender. She was ballistic that her phone was busted and wanted me to be 100% at fault. But Autopac assessed it at 50-50. Shit was sweet!

by anonymous February 1, 2021

Winnipeg Syndrome

An ailment that makes a person delusional due to living in the city of Winnipeg.

“Rick Bowness has been terrible lately…”

“Yeah he has Winnipeg Syndrome.”

by mediocrejets April 28, 2024