Wing

To wing someone: to place both them and a pigeon in a time machine, sending them both back to India in 1945. After they have had an interesting cultural experience, the key part of the 'winging' experience is when both are placed back into the time machine-transporter, whereby on the return journey the individual and the pigeon combine - leaving the pigeon with huge human arms, and the human with tiny pigeon wings.

Person 1: "I really don't like Brad."
Person 2: "Why don't you wing him then?"
Person 1: "Good idea, I'll find the pigeon - and you get the time machine ready."

by Brett-the-Spider June 01, 2012

winging it

To perform an act in an extremely shady or inept way.
To act like Todd Wing.

Did you guys get that job done right, or are you winging it?

by VFA-2 April 13, 2007

Winging on the wing-wang

Masturbating on an NFL field to the cheerleaders

At the San Diego chargers football game, there was a security guard winging on the wing-wang.

by Wingman 15 December 26, 2016

wing

a phrase you use to describe someone who is acutally very cool and clever

Ahh man, you are so Wing

by Wisdom Jones November 08, 2005

wing

Wing(ing) primarily has two definitions: to wing is either to throw through something the air (wung for past tense)or to fornicate. A wing candidate would be a sexually attractive person.

Holy crap, what a turbo-non-troll! Now SHE is an ULTRALMEGA wing candidate!

by Stuben Hackfittle Von Burntsteiner November 07, 2004

wing

A malfunction at birth causing the penis to be split and grow from the sides of the hips.

That dude got wings as big as an eagle muder focker

by CO love chicken July 07, 2004

Winging

Winging someone - to whore them off to the opposite sex!!

Tonight we are going to be winging Ashley big time!

by hudson18 May 27, 2013