bought the wine

A phrase most commonly used to indicate that a man has been the victim of an adulterous partner. Also commonly used to indicate when a man is cuckolded.

Did you hear that Jim caught his girlfriend on the couch with another man while peering through a glass door? He really bought the wine.

by Wezzie22 July 29, 2014

Wine aunt

An aunt with little to no interest in having children. Has much more interest in having a free and carefree life than the responsibilities of a family.

No I don’t think Miranda’s the mom friend I think she has wine aunt energy

by Haveyoutriedturningitoffandon May 22, 2021

Wine Pong

To play a variation of a popular beer drinking game but with wine, because everyone loves wine.

Made popular by Dick.

Brah, we're gonna play Wine Pong. We're gonna get classy tonight.

by theDick. February 21, 2011

Detroit wine

Wine served with ice cubes.

We couldn't wait for the jug of wine to chill, so we just made some Detroit wine instead.

by meghanml April 18, 2010

chill the wine

1. An invitation or salutation exclaiming (the goal has been met) "let's celebrate".

2. "Let's get this party started".

Chill the wine I'm coming home.

by dustychenille April 4, 2011

Wine Vagine

The female equivalent to "whiskey dick."

Damn, I went down on that chick for an hour before she got off -- that must have been some serious wine vagine.

by sosarasaidbbb December 2, 2009

wine goggles

Similar to beer goggles (which makes unattractive women attractive due to drinking beer), wine goggles make pretentious, ugly art attractive. This is why wine is almost always served at art shows and gallery openings.

Brad: "Buffy, why is this hideous thing hanging on the wall?!?"

Buffy: "I bought it at Harriet's gallery opening this weekend. I drank too way too much wine. It looked better last night."

Brad: "You had wine goggles on."

by Bubba Gunoush August 13, 2013