windango

A person that resorted to cannibalism to survive. In doing so they acquired supernatural powers which gave them super human strength and extremely good hunting skills. These people can then go long periods of time without food or water to survive.

Dude, that guy can hunt humans. He's a windango!!!

by ivyemma December 11, 2006

pass wind

aka break wind; to fart, toot, cut the cheese, let one rip

Ewww Jonny that stinks! Did you pass wind?

by bonzi89 February 27, 2015

shit window

This is the hour from which you first notice you need to take a shit. If you don't shit within this hour time frame, it is possible that you will not need to shit for quite some time. So take advantage of the shit window and do not miss it, because if you do it can lead to being constipated and force you to carry this extra shit around with you for an undisclosed time. And who wants to carry around extra shit?
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))

Golly, I missed my "shit window" and now I do not need to shit. This forces me to wait for my next shit window.

by desterho July 4, 2011

Three Shits to the Wind

A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.

William had several helpings of Mexican food last night and now he's three shits to the wind.

by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011

Dick Window

Adj. Describing the situation where one is 'flying low', with his fly or zipper down.

To open ones 'dick window' is to unzip ones fly.

Person 1: 'Hmmm i think i may take a piss on that guys car'
Person 2: 'Cool idea, don't forget to open the dick window so you don't piss yourself'
Person 1: 'Cheers mate'

by DrTimmy October 19, 2011

Windows 11

Microsoft's 4th attempt at shooting themselves in the foot, first with ME, then with Vista, then with 8, and now 11.

Some of the new and innovative advancements of this OS include:
1. Quitting support for almost half of your fucking users (and withholding updates, even security ones from users who already use windows 11 with those CPUs)
2. Changes the location of the taskbar buttons to the middle (Who asked for that?)
3. Require you to sign up with a Micro$hit account to complete setup if you are on the Home SKU.
4. Make it harder to change your default browser from Edge.

Just do not buy that pile of crap. Stick with Windows 10, it's better.

Goddamnit, my PC can't upgrade to Windows 11 because my CPU is more than 2 years old. FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!

by bruhinator 2000 August 30, 2021

Widow's memory

Any type of large sausage such as a saveloy as it resembles a penis.

"Do you fancy a bit of fish with your chips tonight"

"Nah, I'm in a meaty mood, I think I'll have a Widow's memory instead"

by gamerouche May 8, 2014