Toledo Scalder

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but more loose, watery and hotter.

Jimmy daPipe loves Toledo Scalders

by Keith Stone Lite June 17, 2022

Toledo Express

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.

Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.

by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020

Going Toledo

When an uncle of questionable sexual orientation status visits Toledo, Ohio, only to go off the grid and be unreachable for a period of 24-48 hours. Upon return said uncle pretends like nothing is wrong with being so unavailable AND never provides any personal details about the trip.

My uncle disappeared last weekend. I sense he was going Toledo since he never said anything about it. I just hope he had a good time.

by windycitygal September 22, 2014

Toledo waterfall

When you let 4 of your friends cum on your mullet and let it drip on your sleeping friends face.

After a long night at the bar the crew of the excaliber went back to boat and gave the captain a Toledo waterfall

by Rick $anchez June 16, 2023

josiah toledo

Josiah is a fine ass ginger who seriously needs to be in jail for being too fine I would literally drop all my friends for him

"Hey you know josiah toledo?"
"Yeah man he's fine as fuck"

by Amaani69 August 16, 2022

Toledo Rocket

When a man masturbates and his sperm is propelled with enough force to reach the vagina or anus of the partner who is at least 3 feet away

Dude I totally did a Toledo Rocket last night at A-house
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by ahouse 3rd floor January 18, 2011

Holy Toledo

A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus). Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot.

Lauren was at Arnie's Bar&Grille when she was propositioned by three members of the boy band Booze Money to be the Mary Magdalen of their Holy Toledo. To which she responded, "I'd be down but I have lock jaw, a UTI, and I just ate some Tony Packo's."

by Clang May 11, 2006