Wifi Ninja

Someone who connects to a Wifi hotspot, without the owner knowing it.

A: Where are you?
B: Near a gasstation.
A: Hotspot?
B: Yeah.
A: Cool... Wifi Ninja!

by Artem_the_kid October 16, 2008

Jamie wifi

non existant

Person 1: "Dude you have jamie wifi"
Person 2:"What wifi"
Jamie:" guys shut

uUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUuUuUUup"

by Bruh65485476u5878954574576568 July 21, 2021

wifi god

A man or Woman whom can control the WiFi force along with his Pringles can with one fury cat inside

That man is laggein all over the damm place he must be a WIFI god.

Holy shit Ben was just here and fucking disappeared into the WiFi force and he came out right behind me.

by Fuck me in the ass December 15, 2017

frontier wifi

Quite possibly the worst wifi provider you'll ever buy from. An utter disappointment.
Can also be referred to as "Frontier"

Ex. 1)
Person 1: Yo, look at this guy! He's lagging so bad!
Person 2: Poor fella's probably got Frontier wifi.

Ex. 2)
Person 1: Dude! I just got Battlefield 1! Let's play!
Person 2: Nah, bruh. I can't even connect to myself. Got Frontier.
Person 1: Dang. I'm sorry to hear that.

by BruhI'mDone January 21, 2017

walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango May 5, 2016

school wifi

A wifi router that is commonly used by schools and is terrible to the point of being useless and hated

Person 1: my wifi is so bad
Person 2: be glad its not school wifi

by *eats shit*yum November 17, 2020

McDonalds WiFi

Really bad WiFi

“Dude Jerry really has McDonalds WiFi.”

by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019