wife

what you call your friends girlfriend to make fun of him for not hanging out.

me: hey man want to go snowboarding tomorrow?
friend: I cant, my car is broke down.
me: you meen the wife wont you? pussy.

by chadsicle January 21, 2005

wife

an attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

My place is a mess, I need a wife.

by Eric Darter January 31, 2008

Wife

Wash, Iron, Fuck, Ect.

Describing the wife's role W.I.F.E

by Princess Kitten Rei December 29, 2007

WIFE

W.I.F.E- Washing Ironing Fucking Ect.

dam your wife does it all

by Alfanso del pepino grande October 20, 2010

wife

is another word for girlfriend

I'm gonna go chill with the "wife"

by jayla1989 July 21, 2006

wife

The woman that you trash talk when talking to one's mistress.

My wife is a complete bitch, that's why I went somewhere else.

by bigMFJoe February 15, 2006

Wife

Sandwich Maker

Wife go make me a sandwich

by WhiteCrackerofN199ers January 4, 2018