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The Whitebearded Confessors

The worst band ever, they fell off since Greenscape. All they do is combine low quality recordings with samples from GarageBand, such cheap production that this band might as well be an elaborate practical joke started with two people over a filipino beer song...

The name origin is even more trash... White Bearded CONFESSORS???? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THESE PEOPLE DIDN'T TAKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRUGS WHILE MAKING THAT TITLE???? THE CORRELATION BETWEEN A CHARACTER FROM ONE PIECE AND A FREAKING SONG NAME IS NON EXISTENT!!! THEREFORE, THIS BAND IS TRASH!!!! I COULD WRITE A 30 PAGE UNIVERSITY-LEVEL ESSAY ON HOW THIS BAND IS A THREAT TO OUR SOCIETY!!!!
actually The Whitebearded Confessors are pretty good
by wbc fan February 18, 2024
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Whiteboard Tornado Cup

A Japanese Country Band that emerged in late 2011. Their hit singles include "Lemonade Tears", "Punishment Pie", and "Cow Prophet Generator". They sound like a cross between Garth Brooks and Takkyu Ishino.
Young Lad: Have you listened to Whiteboard Tornado Cup?

Old Lad: Yeah man, it's like listening to Hello Kitty fighting Woody from Toystory.
by MuppetPastor November 6, 2011
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Whiteboard

The thing every Aussie kid wants to get a pice of when the teacher walks out of the room
Oh, the whiteboard
by lilyacob September 5, 2018
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White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.
"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019
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whiteboard alert

This is yelled whenever Carl Rove appears on the Fox News Channel for an interview, usually alerting viewers that he may display a whiteboard during the course of providing a response to the host's query
While watching "Hannity" the other night on Fox News Channel, I saw that Carl Rove was to be a guest, so I yelled out "Whiteboard Alert!" while seated in my recliner.
by Cajundweeb July 11, 2020
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Whiteboard

Hamkelasi's fandom
Stan hamkelasi Be a whiteboard
by Shab0_0 April 28, 2021
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Whiteboardism

A pro-life, pro-LGBT religion founded in 2021 that centered around a sentient whiteboard that they believe to have created the universe
Are you a follower of Whiteboardism?
by NonsenseNamer September 28, 2021
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