To go out looking, hunting for extremely obese women(like the mother in, What's Eating Gilbert Grape), to have sexual relations with.
Way past hogging, plus no alcohol, or drugs is involved, just the pure enjoyment, and bragging rights of beaching a real heavey, or worthy trophy.
Way past hogging, plus no alcohol, or drugs is involved, just the pure enjoyment, and bragging rights of beaching a real heavey, or worthy trophy.
My cousin said upon seeing a two extremley large girls, one with a 4 prong cane, the other on a jazzy scooter, "it looks like a great night to be Commercial Whaleing".
A coworker of mine, said after a night of commercial whaleing, he was afraid they were going to have to cut the wall out of his house to remove his prize.
A coworker of mine, said after a night of commercial whaleing, he was afraid they were going to have to cut the wall out of his house to remove his prize.
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N. The ultimate in the range of awkward items or animals. An individual intending to correctly execute an awkward beached whale should lie face down on the ground and thrash their legs whilst pressed together as an impersonation of a whale's flipper. Then while doing this, the individual should rock from side to side whilst helplessly hitting the ground directly to their side with limp arms. The awkward beached whale is most successfully executed by lying on a floor, but it can also be executed on a table or chair.
Awkward beached whale should be used to best affect at a time of severe awkwardness which should be enough to break the ice of any situation.
*WARNING* AWKWARD BEACHED WHALE SHOULD NOT BE ATTAMPTED AT ANY INAPPROPRIATE AWKWARD TIMES SUCH AS IN A CHURCH OR IN A PROM DRESS OR TUXEDO. IT WILL CONSIDERABLY MAKE THE SITUATION MORE AWKWARD AND CAUSE PEOPLE TO TAKE OFFENCE !!!
Awkward beached whale should be used to best affect at a time of severe awkwardness which should be enough to break the ice of any situation.
*WARNING* AWKWARD BEACHED WHALE SHOULD NOT BE ATTAMPTED AT ANY INAPPROPRIATE AWKWARD TIMES SUCH AS IN A CHURCH OR IN A PROM DRESS OR TUXEDO. IT WILL CONSIDERABLY MAKE THE SITUATION MORE AWKWARD AND CAUSE PEOPLE TO TAKE OFFENCE !!!
1) Perfect time to do awkward beached whale.
(In a room where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: wow who is that crazy man ?
Person 3: "It's an awkward beached whale !"
Person 2: "haha that's hilarious"
Multiple people laugh and awkwardness stops.
2) Wrong time for an awkward beached whale.
(At a formal occassion where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: (silence)
Person 3: (silence)
Person 2: (silence)
Awkwardness increases and people ignore the individual who feels even more awkward for increasing the awkwardness and for messing up his/her formal clothes.
(In a room where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: wow who is that crazy man ?
Person 3: "It's an awkward beached whale !"
Person 2: "haha that's hilarious"
Multiple people laugh and awkwardness stops.
2) Wrong time for an awkward beached whale.
(At a formal occassion where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: (silence)
Person 3: (silence)
Person 2: (silence)
Awkwardness increases and people ignore the individual who feels even more awkward for increasing the awkwardness and for messing up his/her formal clothes.
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Mr. Whalen could snap your neck with a can of Diet Coke if he wanted to.
Mr. Whalen could snap your neck with a can of Diet Coke if he wanted to.
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Usually used in the community of some free-to-play mobile games, such as Fate: Grand Order or Kantai Collection. Can also be used in some western games such as CS:GO, Star Wars Battlefront II, etc.
Usually used in the community of some free-to-play mobile games, such as Fate: Grand Order or Kantai Collection. Can also be used in some western games such as CS:GO, Star Wars Battlefront II, etc.
John Doe spent over 3000$ just to fully summon his waifu squad, he's literally a damn Whaler at this point.
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