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Neuro-ejaculate

When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.
The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.
by KW117 June 19, 2011
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rejaculate

When the girl you just creampied sits up and squeezes your load out on to you.
My wife loves to rejaculate all over me.
by DaveInsurgent December 1, 2010
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Rejaculate

The leftover sperm from a previous ejaculation that exits the body once urination occurs.
1. After I finished on Stacy, I went to the bathroom and rejaculated.

2. Its better to rejaculate right after ejaculation to avoid "clogging the pipes".
by Arse21 July 7, 2010
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Ejaculate and Evacuate

OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate
by yeet me November 12, 2018
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rejaculate

when you masturbate and then have sex in the same day
Guy #1 " Dude last night was awesome I jacked-off and then fucked this girl and came again."

Guy #2 " Whoa, you rejaculated"

Guy #1 " Cool!"
by trhunnner April 26, 2009
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Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.
On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"
by Filamena C January 7, 2010
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webjaculate

The silken spew from a spider’s butt, which, as it travels, stretches to a fine thread for weaving a web.
Did you see that spider just webjaculate to start his web?
by Handmeats August 2, 2023
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