Weather weenie

Some kid with Paint, Epic Pen, GR2Analyst, and WSV3 who calls himself a meteorologist, hypes up events, and talks like he knows what he’s doing but in reality has no clue what is actually going on in the atmosphere

Look at this weather weenie on YouTube who just used potential hazard type on a contaminated forecast sounding to justify him saying strong tornadoes are possible when none are. What a bitch

by Boeing ✈️ December 22, 2019

Weenie

A penis. Usually small.

Hey! You have a very small weenie!

by Blitzer April 12, 2004

teeny weenie

this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.

Jenny unzipped the mans pants to find his teeny weenie, she then zipped them back up.

by r-sizzle. January 27, 2017

the green weenie

The giant dick of the united states army. Ramming home into every soldiers asshole.

Man the green weenie fucked me again this weekend.

by Damaged Duck June 4, 2017

weezil

When something disgusts you and you twitch so much you spin your head around and almost snap your neck, making a facial impression like a weasel.

Person: "If I have to watch another 20 minutes of this gak I'll chew my ass off it's own hinges"
Person 2: "What're you watching?"
Person: "This show about colostomy bags"
Person 2: "Ack! WEEZIL!" *Twitches*

by StANTo May 4, 2005

green weenie

It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.

Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.

Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!

Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.

by towgunner May 18, 2006

booty weevils

When you sweat in your underware and a few hours later it dries only to irritate your ass. Whenever you see someone scratching their ass, it is usually because they have booty weevils.

"After that game, I'll probably have a bad case of booty weevils."

by lantis September 17, 2006