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beyonce weave

Having A Perfectly Placed Weave Or Wig That Looks Natural Much Like Singer Beyoncé.
" I Got This Beyoncé Weave That Be Looking Fine As Hell."

"gurl i need To get that Beyonce Weave fo my date"
by kidelectroxx01 August 4, 2014
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Hurting Hubbard Weave

When a Hubbard (uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist) finds themselves in the hurt box whilst riding up a hill, and subsequently resorts to weaving across the road to reduce the gradient of a hill.

The weave may be intentional or unintentional.
Garry the Hubbard from Military Rd likes to think himself a gifted cyclist. He rides lots - at least once a fortnight.

For this fortnights ride, he decides to head to the 'hills'. After riding 3% for a kilometre he finds himself questioning whether or not the protein shakes he has for breakfast have added to his muscle mass or waistline.

Two kilometres in, everything goes dark. He's hurting. He's weaving all over the road, barely staying upright.

He's doing the HURTING HUBBARD WEAVE.
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Weave

Hair extensions can be used to achieve volume, colour and length. Hair weave is amazing because you don't need to wait for your hair to grow. Your natural hair is braided along your scalp in tiny horizontal cornrows. These braids are done in the middle of your scalp and should not be noticeable.
This hair weave can be achieved at Weave Got Style.
by Jade12356 December 1, 2010
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Weave

To dodge or evade in a fight.
Yo Auston got in a fight, and weaved Jaiden’s punches!
by Vecty November 12, 2021
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Wavedash

The peak form of human transportation. It involves diving or slamming into the ground at a diagonal angle in such a way that you slide upon landing. It can also be utilized by a man during sex to perform quick and highly accelerated thrusts into a girl by sliding back and forth across the floor between each thrust.
"Bro I wavedashed on her like an absolute madman."
by **GUN** January 22, 2020
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web-weaver

One who weaves a tangled web of lies and deception.
Derived from the quote "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive." By Edgar Allen Poe
One who stirs up trouble by using deception.
Stay away from that asshole, he is just a web-weaver.
He will just stir up trouble.
by shomesomethin July 21, 2010
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weave issue

1. a hysterical fit; a conniption
2. a pretty big issue
1. I had such a weave issue when I saw those shoes on sale at Payless.
2. Did you know there are 360 calories in this SlimFast shake? That's a weave issue, if you ask me.
by Jens Lekman October 16, 2008
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