irish weasel

A term used to describe Irish-American men hailing from the Boston metropolitan area. These men are usually tall, slim and carrot toppers. They often hold business-related jobs in advertising, marketing or human resources. Their favorite hobbies include drinking scotch, smoking large cigars, reading the Wall Street Journal and watching children's movies on their velour couches. Above all, they take pride in their ties to the motherland; Ireland.

My father is such an Irish weasel, he's out on the patio with the Wall Street Journal smoking a cigar right now.

by icy_veggler December 21, 2019

pull of the weasel

The desire or temptation to do something mischievous, illegal, immoral or weaselly, usually for personal gain or a good laugh.

Unable to fight the pull of the weasel, Penn placed advertisements for strip clubs and escort services between the pages of the Gideon's Bible in his hotel room.

by Rick Pearce December 9, 2008

pickel weasel

i wonder if anyone will ever look this up...??? i don't know why anyone would. i just was thinking of That 70's Show, and Kelso was saying that.

'You know what a funny word is...??? PICKEL WEASEL!'

by my_bloody_valentine_22 September 1, 2003

flesh eating snot weasel

a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.

my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.

by Rob Armer December 9, 2006

one eyed wonder weasel

a penis... see fo shizzle my nizzle

dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

Sigourney Weaver stomach ache

An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.

Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!

by Fire K March 19, 2009

the weakerthans

the most outstanding bi-polar prarie rock youve never heard. canada rules.

"Have you heard of the Weakerthans?"
"The who?"
"Ah, shut the damn up."

by JKS July 5, 2004