Wankey

A small blanket that you wear on your head.

My wankey was on my head.

by Mister Snoopy July 17, 2022

Wakey

Slang for Wakefield.Bingo,bingo dalabingo.

Man 1:Where we going?
Man 2:Wakey.
Man 1:You mean Wakefield?
Man 2:I guess.

by The Creator Of The Universe November 26, 2022

Wakey wakey protocol

The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it

Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Wakey Wakey

Abbreviation of "Kosemek Ars, Wakey Wakey."
A phrase said by the strongest of 23 year olds, can be uttered only by beings who are able to bench 600lbs+

"Kosemek, my father just die-"
"Kosemek? Wakey Wakey?"

by Lera, The Sacred January 13, 2025

wakeybakey

When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.

Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.

by DarthAcademus March 16, 2025

Wakey Leaks

A college football scandal involving the Wake Forest Demon Deacons playbook being stolen and given to their opponents by one of their assistant coaches, Tommy Elrod.

Wakey Leaks was the scandal that should have rocked the college football world.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

Wakey Wakey

only stays know what this is. if you arent a stay this is a meme

Lee Felix:wakey wakey cmon its time to wake up

by urfavcatlover July 18, 2025