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wankster

The white boy spelling of one of them "homies" who spends his time trying to act hard by getting hard. Usually looks like one of the Jacksons, Carlton Banks, Elby Jessie Hars, or a priest.
Mike: hey Jerry, check out that wankster on the other side of the playground!
Jerry: the one over by the swingset or the dude in the black and white robes over by the teeter totter?
Mike: dude, the guy by the swingset is wearing black robes and holding a bible!
Jerry: man, that's a wankster if I ever saw one! bibles aren't the only thing he holds!
by Moo Meow Mixa Homeslice July 24, 2010
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wankster

British slang. someone who jacks off on regular occasion.
" that wankster sits at home all day and does his stuff"
by deinfuhrer February 28, 2005
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wankster

Usually an Asian or Caucasian who trys to act black and or gangster but in reality is scared of both and will never do anything gangster life in his or her poserish life EVER.
Wanksters Chang and William were walking down the sidewalk with puffy sky blue roca jackets when two african american men dressed in a professional manner encountered them as the wanksters looked around nervously than walked passed each other while the black men just laughed.
by 0mG U 1Os3R I knoW u HacK August 10, 2004
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Wankster liar

A guy who tells constant lies and rewards himself by exposing his penis to unco-operative females and has a wank.( usually on bathroom floors with one Kleenex laid out)
a guy who tells a lie " yes I love you and only you" and then quickly has to wank in front of other females is a wankster liar
by Ohbiguy August 4, 2015
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Wongster

A Wongster is one who dedicates himself and his life to physics while having major depression (daily pills), being adopted, and being disappointed in your own students. A Wongster would make physics references during intercourse, i.e "What is the velocity of my penis?" "The answer would be 0 since the definition of velocity is d2-d1/t, include vectors"
Hey Aidan, would you like to be a Wongster today?
All you talk about is physics, stop being such a Wongster.
by anti-wongster October 7, 2021
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wangsterbate

Those wiggers just hang out at the mall and wangsterbate.
by Bubba Backwater October 15, 2006
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wankster

A Gangster that also enjoys a spot of masturbation from time to time.
Tim is an origional Wankster
by L_Z December 22, 2004
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