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Watering The Wallflowers

When someone flirts with unpopular people just to get attention.
"It's all false love and affection, you don't want me, you just like the attention", is a good way to put it.
"See that girl? She's just Watering The Wallflowers... Poor guy"
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Wildflower'd

This is what happens when a lager gets Wildflower'd.
by Dontbother8 May 23, 2018
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wallmower

One who acts in a way, intentionally or not. that somehow eliminates, irritates, or brings attention to someone who is being a wallflower.

A wallmower is often associated with people who are obtuse, socially inept, or cruel - tho sometimes they are acting in this way to eliminate party weeds.
"Was I just wallmowing? Sorry, I have a habit of talking about people loud enough for them too hear, did I say anything mean?"

"Look at this idiot, just sitting there and being all quiet, what's his deal?!" "Hey, stop, you're being a wallmower!"

"I dont think that's a wall flower, I think it's a party weed." "Hold on, I'll go mow him, but back me up if he Hulks out."
by ?0~ October 15, 2008
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picking wildflowers

To go on a date with a stranger, and go home with another stranger you're met on the date.
My blind date with Jimmy really sucked. He turned out to be kind of a turd. So I went picking wildflowers, and went home with the bartender.
by Butt Burger October 25, 2010
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Wildflower

Bitch, chick, hoe, etc...
Yo, I fucked that Wildflower.

As made famous by Ghostface Killah.
by Grandmaster88 May 20, 2008
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Wall flower

When a person commits suicide by blowing out their brains with a gun, the residule of blood/brains splatter on the wall in a shape that resembles a flower.
Kurt put the gun to his mouth, pulled the trigger, and painted a wall flower across the bathroom mirror and shower stall.
by B.M. Jay July 31, 2005
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Wallflowering

Decorating ones wall with frail emo children in a decorative manner.
X: hey what are you doing tonight?
Y: I was thinking about going out to find some wallflowers so I can do some wallflowering tonight. Wanna help?
X: no, I'm good.
by Sq33k December 7, 2010
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