Skip to main content

Floppy Waddler

a floppy or upset chode, recieving no action, normally defined as a waddler, or a floppy fish.
hey Aaron i like you're "floppy waddler" it isn't getting any action

Speed-waddle 

The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do
Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.
Speed-waddle by boexe August 28, 2017

Pulling a waddle 

Making a complete mess of everything that he attempts to do.
Bloody Frank, pulling a waddle again.
Pulling a waddle by TheKetts December 6, 2018

Waddle of Shame 

The awkward, embarrassing waddling motion towards the bathroom every girl on her period makes when, upon standing after sitting/lying down, a large rush of blood and uterine lining uncontrollably exits the body all at once, and leaks beyond the present pad or tampon. The waddling motion is to avoid blood dripping down the legs due to the movement.
I got up this morning and had to do a waddle of shame, because it's my second day.

cock-waddle

An asshole-ish person
also, another name for balls
I can't believe atanly stole my taco. what a Cock-waddle

turbo waddle 

turbo waddle by Huminahut August 26, 2014