Vomit Omelette

When your eating a girl out, and she has her period, and the blood get's in your mouth, and then you throw it up back into her vagina.

Dude, i totally gave her a vomit omelette!

Vomit Omelette by CrayBaines January 21, 2009

vomit rodeo 

A successive chain of vomitting sparked by a preliminary vomit incident. Typically seen at high school or college frat parties; however, they can also exist outside of these natural habitats.

Hallie was so wasted last night she threw up all over Matt. After that, it turned in to a regular vomit rodeo.

vomit rodeo by A. Friend September 5, 2007

vomit factor 

The amount of nausea induced by the discomfort/anxiety felt when a new idea or change in plans occurs. Commonly occurs at work.

Finding out the CEO was now attending my presentation drastically increased my vomit factor.

vomit factor by draerae December 1, 2016

vomit-inducing

A backstabber, a person that makes you want to puke. Induces vomit.

Guy1: Lynda told your wife about your affaire.
Guy2: The backstabbing, vomit-inducing bitch!

vomit-inducing by Zed25 October 2, 2015

Vomit Children

vomit children
When two people, who you could not possibly picture having sex, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because it's impossible to envision the former. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of babies is born.

I can't see Tim and Ash ever having sex. I just can't picture it. They should just have some vomit children.

Vomit Children by Jesse Bailey May 13, 2006

vomit carpet 

a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet

Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet

vomit carpet by C . Smith June 27, 2008

vomit eye 

when toilet water splashes in your eye as your vomiting

when vomitting at my own party, the vomit toliet water splashed in my eye , hence i got vomit eye

vomit eye by slope diva April 25, 2010