Vasectomator

An ancient legendary weapon used to stop men of certain family dissent from continuing the family tree.

If (the Vasectomator was) used on King Henry there would be no King Henry The 2nd.

by Payne Eifert December 4, 2010

versectomy

a mans best friend

hey look at that versectomy over there. yea its really immaculate

by mattheewww va February 5, 2018

Vagectory

The act of shooting objects out of a vagina.

She is into some Vagectory shit! She can shoot a watermelon out of that pussy.

by EasyGoingComb September 29, 2014

VasMACtomy

n. impotence brought on by excessive hours of laptop use.

I worked from home the week of the eleventh and came out the other hand with a sperm count in the low twenties. I was going to have a vasectomy, but the VasMACtomy is much more affordable.

by Hymen Hertz October 13, 2011

vasectomized

When an apartment building's water is out due to street construction mishap.

I would appreciate being allowed to come over and use your shower because my building got vasectomized when the crew was digging up those infant corpses found in the tunnels under Fifth Street.

by vuh-sec-timmy-eye-zed October 28, 2003

Vasectomi

The second attempt at a successful vasectomy after the first one failed to be effective.

Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.

Luther: Oh ya, what up?

Reba: I'm pregnant!

Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!

Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!

by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011

Vasectom-Victimized

Forcing people, usually men, to feel feelings of inferiority and impotence because of their gender. Not only done by women or transgender people, and not only done to men or transgender people. Named because of the feelings of impotence (vasectom), and the negative psychological effects of feeling like a victim (victimized).

The woman continued to berate the men in the classroom, and criticized them personally based on her generalized feelings of society and general examples of anecdotal situations they had nothing to do with. Some people left the classroom feeling vasectom-victimized.

by Def2049 August 5, 2017