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Unexpected, but welcomed boners.
When you get an erection out of nowhere an are pleasantly surprised. ie: sitting in class and all of a sudden... "Dude I just got the nicest value boner."
by Big Davey B February 25, 2013
The size of one's penis. Often used in statistical classes and often mistaken for that definition. On a side note, a P-Value of 5.00 or below is considered low or "small".
Guy: Wow that was great. We should do that again sometime.
Girl: No thanks, your P-Value was way too low for me...
Guy: Oh...
Girl: No thanks, your P-Value was way too low for me...
Guy: Oh...
by alexholder November 22, 2010
A great way to waste the first few minutes of a corporate meeting while sharing each other's stupid mistakes.
Boss: "Value Moment for today: Do not tie a labrador to the seat of your bicycle while riding, you or your labrador may risk serious injury"
Employees: "Yeah, no shit!"
Employees: "Yeah, no shit!"
by La Florecita Bonita May 03, 2006
by TFS July 25, 2005
An awesome store that sells nice suits for under 5 dollars and if you are really poor, they are easy as hell to steal from.
Hey Tyrone, lets go to value village and fill up a back-pack full of things to steal... even though we could the store with pocket-change.
by niggerkiller November 06, 2005
Phrase often used to belittle others while smugly asserting superior morality, gained popularity during Clinton impeachment trial by Republicans.
Most often used by outraged Republicans against Democrats as in implying "I would never do that!" or "how could you!"
It's standard meaning is "Hypocrisy"
Most often used by outraged Republicans against Democrats as in implying "I would never do that!" or "how could you!"
It's standard meaning is "Hypocrisy"
Senator Ensign (R) Governor Sanford (R) Both lectured President Clinton on "moral values" they felt having a girlfriend was sending a terrible message to the world. Called on him to resign for his shameful behavior.
They were so shocked they needed to know all the details!! What they did with all that scandalous information...well you know.
They were so shocked they needed to know all the details!! What they did with all that scandalous information...well you know.
by Bison80 July 10, 2009