great value

poor, crappy food, crap in a box, knock off food brand.

that food is so great value.

by cutie16 December 10, 2011

Value Boner

Unexpected, but welcomed boners.

When you get an erection out of nowhere an are pleasantly surprised. ie: sitting in class and all of a sudden... "Dude I just got the nicest value boner."

by Big Davey B February 25, 2013

P-Value

The size of one's penis. Often used in statistical classes and often mistaken for that definition. On a side note, a P-Value of 5.00 or below is considered low or "small".

Guy: Wow that was great. We should do that again sometime.

Girl: No thanks, your P-Value was way too low for me...

Guy: Oh...

by alexholder November 24, 2010

Value Moment

A great way to waste the first few minutes of a corporate meeting while sharing each other's stupid mistakes.

Boss: "Value Moment for today: Do not tie a labrador to the seat of your bicycle while riding, you or your labrador may risk serious injury"

Employees: "Yeah, no shit!"

by La Florecita Bonita May 13, 2006

street value

The average price a drug goes for "on the street", or from most dealers.

Street value for a gram of chronic is 15 bucks.

by TFS August 18, 2005

value village

An awesome store that sells nice suits for under 5 dollars and if you are really poor, they are easy as hell to steal from.

Hey Tyrone, lets go to value village and fill up a back-pack full of things to steal... even though we could the store with pocket-change.

by niggerkiller July 21, 2008

Moral Values

Phrase often used to belittle others while smugly asserting superior morality, gained popularity during Clinton impeachment trial by Republicans.

Most often used by outraged Republicans against Democrats as in implying "I would never do that!" or "how could you!"

It's standard meaning is "Hypocrisy"

Senator Ensign (R) Governor Sanford (R) Both lectured President Clinton on "moral values" they felt having a girlfriend was sending a terrible message to the world. Called on him to resign for his shameful behavior.

They were so shocked they needed to know all the details!! What they did with all that scandalous information...well you know.

by Bison80 July 9, 2009