e.v. chic

Home decor items purchased at Lifeway, Mardel, or Family Christian stores.

"That girl was cool in college, but since she had kids her house is all e.v. chic."

by iheartsamsclub October 11, 2011

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)

This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.

VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.

SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.

CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.

by chevyman24 June 19, 2010

v.i.e.t

V - vietnamese
i - initialize
e - equalize
t - true ridahz

Itz our viet pride/blood..

if yous aint a v.i.e.t den you aint shitt bitch

by viEtbebez April 19, 2005

E.V.D.

explosive vaginal discharge, like explosive diarrhea, but pertaining to vaginal discharge - you get the picture

the toilet was destroyed due to her severe case of EVD

by coyle May 7, 2005

V and E

(noun) A drug cocktail consisting of Viagra and ecstasy. Almost always taken by males to prevent E dick. Associated with an increased risk of priapism.

Ann: Oh my! You're on V and E??
Sam: Yep. And it's killing me!
Ann: I think I might know how to help...

by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006

c.h.e.v.y

Best truck ever made on earth and Mars.

The c.h.e.v.y is the best

by Penis grilled to perfection April 5, 2021

e.v. chic

A form of interior design popular among evangelical Christians, in which "pleasant", Christian-themed home decor is favored. Often involves a variety of decorative crosses; wall hangings, picture frames and/or garden stones inscribed with Bible verses in script fonts; numbered prints of Thomas Kincade paintings; pictures of children praying; pictures depicting Bible scenes; and statuettes of angels. Most e.v. chic items can be purchased at Hobby Lobby or Kirklands.

"My mom's house is e.v. chic."

by iheartsamsclub October 10, 2011