Sad Uterus Time

A woman's period of menstruation. Also known as SUT. This is a more accurate description.

Ani was depressed and having cramps, because she was having the Sad Uterus Time.

by Farabee September 10, 2011

anniversary of my uterus eviction

What you'd say when describing your birthday.

Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.

by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011

uteruses before duderuses

Like chicks before dicks but better.

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses

by Nostrils4dayz January 4, 2017

cookie uterus

A boyfriend who supplies cookies.

1. That cracka is such a cookie uterus. He gives dat gurl cookies every day uv da week. Shit yeah son~.

by CookieUterus February 27, 2009

cat uterus

The squishy thing inside a pussy. Not your girlfriend's vagina, but an ACTUAL pussy cat. Taken out from your pussy's pussy during spading.

Dude when I get high, my favorite food is cat uterus.

by Kat Cuterus April 9, 2016

Uterus

Part of a female body that is categorized as a weapon and protected under the Second Amendment.

The Second Amendment protects a woman’s right to control her uterus.

by CLKTRA May 22, 2019

uterus executurus

A man who gets all the pussy

Dude my friend is a uterus executurus

by Chancekush September 25, 2017