big uterus energy

A quiet confidence that comes from knowing millions of women are going to vote republicans out of office

No uterus needed

You’ve got some big uterus energy!

by Penny@ July 5, 2018

Yorktown Uterus Yoke

When a male convinces a female that he intends to engage in intercourse with her with the lights off, only to use a special tool to remove the woman's uterus. Once removed, the uterus is draped over the woman's shoulders and the fallopian tubes act as carrying rods for the male's belongings.

Cedric: Why is Helen carrying Rod's wallet and keys over her shoulders with that reproductive organ?
Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.

by jaquescosteau September 2, 2010

Mash Uterus

To fuck so intense it literially mashes a girl's uterus

Bro lets go out to the club tonight and find some girls to just mash uterus.
(makes clapping sound with hands)

by TheGrimace31 January 1, 2009

anniversary of my uterus eviction

What you'd say when describing your birthday.

Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.

by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011

Flaring Uterus

It is the equivalent to a male boner but is used to refer to a female having a bonar. For slang it is referred to as having a FU.

I saw this super cute boy and I have a huge flaring uterus right now.

by AmyandKim April 24, 2011

Sad Uterus Time

A woman's period of menstruation. Also known as SUT. This is a more accurate description.

Ani was depressed and having cramps, because she was having the Sad Uterus Time.

by Farabee September 10, 2011

Electric uterus

When you are using a vibrater and it has a malfunction and shocks your uterus

When I was using my vibrater last night I totally got a electric uterus

by Classy defs October 2, 2016