upton

a small town in Massachusetts

Upton was voted "Most Boring Town" by the states Top 40 radio station Kiss 108

by Shopaholic0110 June 24, 2006

Uptown Haze

Cannibis you buy in Uptown Manhattan that will have you on your way back home dumber than a motherfucker.

Damn, that Uptown Haze has me stunned.

by 420Dude December 15, 2008

uptheduff

Uptheduff

1. The slang term for being pregnant

2. A drinking toast with Duff beer in the Simpsons

Example: She’s uptheduff again

Example: I’ll uptheduff to payday, to dooh

by ITman October 7, 2007

uptown

A tasty drink made of 50% sweet tea and 50% lemonade usually sold in soul food restaurants of NewYork.

However this drink is sometimes called a half and half, sour tea, and it is marketed by Arizona brewing company under the name "Arnold Palmer".

It was 96 degrees outside so I went over the 87th street to buy myself an uptown.

by golfinlaxer July 2, 2010

uptagrafft

in Dutch means higher than the Duke

They caught him fornicating with the Duke's wife; then he stated "he was an uptagrafft," and then they proceeded to bring the Duke's daughter

by mugs1989 December 3, 2010

Uptown Motors Car

A car that is so shitty that only those with extremely poor credit, limited cash or lacking in basic English skills would attempt to buy this car. Sold by the man himself, who is a tall, heavyset Italian from South Jersey, who enjoys affecting a “Tony Soprano” like accent, and saying, “fuhgehddabout it!” This dealer has been known to start cars that have poor starting systems up to thirty minutes prior to the arrival time of the prospective buyer, in an attempt to make them think the car is in excellent condition, and therefore hiding the true problem that lurks within, which is that this car, like so many others before it, is a big piece of crap.

Marty was fucked, as he had recently purchased an Uptown Motors car.

Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.

by fraud fighter May 17, 2011

Uptownie

A name given to the young adults who hang around uptown usually ages 15-23. They are the streets, the rats and the druggies. Uptown would be considered a ghetto and a place where lost souls go.

Uptownie: Got a smoke?
Normal guy: I dont smoke you uptownie

by Mark Jhonson March 12, 2014