up your ass and to the left

Where something is located that someone else is looking for.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."

by Mushroomhoues December 1, 2016

big up your chest

Old (80s) dancehall language. Is a statement of respect or agreement which was assimilated by the 90s jungle scene. Similar to maximum respect. Back in the dancehall days, if the dance was told to big up dem chest or puff out them chest, they would physically push their chest out...

Person A: What did you think of my new track, man?
Person B: Tearin mate, big up your chest!

by p0lym0rph3 November 22, 2011

metal up your ass

A phrase coined by Metallica. It's logo includes a toilet with a knife sticking out of it.

Reporter- Do you have anything to say to the public?
Dave mustain- METAL UP YOUR ASS!!!
*Cut to metallica cheering and flipping off the camera*

by Nighthawk41 May 28, 2008

Pick up your pencil

When a perverted teacher looks at a girl's ass (or performs any other pervy actions) this is said (usually shouted) as a warning to the student or to mock or make fun of the teacher

"Oh no he's coming Pick up your pencil!"

"Lmao did you see Mr.Smith today he was totally looking at her she shouldn't have picked up her pencil"

by Pickupthatpencil January 8, 2020

Pack up your life

Annoying Spanish teachers use this word when they’re telling someone to move away from their friend

Your spainsh says pack up your life and move your seat away from your friend

by Yeetisforlit May 12, 2019

Thumb up your ass

(adj.) Not doing what you should be doing, be it at work or in free time. Pls note it can be 'thumb up my/your/his/hers/possessive pronoun's ass" as needed. I just put "your" in the entry title because it's the most common.

Manager bitching at employee at anywhere Wal Mart USA: Yo! Cletus! Stop sitting around with your thumb up your ass and get unpacking those crates.

by Zamboni_fahrer August 5, 2010

bug up your ass

To be angry about something that is trivial or of little importance.

Ramzi, why do you still have a bug up your ass about what I said to you last week. I was only joking...get over it already.

by Jessica76 November 25, 2007