unicornshitsparklee

a tiktoker that appears to be 2'4

unicornshitsparklee is not tall

by salemisscary May 11, 2021

Chimichanga Unicorns

A long phrase to replace any cuss word

"Chimichanga Unicorns I forgot my lunch"

by Working For It August 8, 2016

fucking unicorns

What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN

BRATney: Unicorns dont exiiiiiiiisstttttt :/
Me: THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS.

by FuckingUnicornsBiatch June 15, 2017

gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.

For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."

by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014

fishing for unicorns

To leave the door open while looking out of it

Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.

by Flying away September 29, 2017

Queen of Unicorns

The most hilarious nicest amazingest best beautifulist uniperson ever. Zoë.

Hey Isn't the Queen of Unicorns amazing!?

by Unipress May 25, 2018

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

the only thing you see in your dream is a unicorn dancing on rainbows, you can just see it as a song but it's really magical and when you're chilling with your friends when the quiz come up in your screen, your friend will just be as bored because your friend is smart enough to know the answer because it's a sentence

tv: pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
me: ok
tv: it's time to see what have you learned so far,
friend: ughhh this is the worst part

by Phu The Writer April 16, 2022