uncessed

To be more than obsessed.

"Look at that guy, he's uncessed with booze"

by Nitchie May 30, 2006

uncanblobben

a large veined dick that turns purple since the condom is too small from constriction.

Eww look its an uncanblobben!!

by uncanblobben August 16, 2008

unconfirmed bachelor

Unlike a confirmed bachelor who will never marry for whatever reason, an 'unconfirmed bachelor' is an older man who wants to marry and has long been seeking a female mate yet remained unsuccessful in that quest thus far.

Whereas being unmarried is not unusual for a man of a younger age, an unmarried man of a certain age may raise questions as to why he remains a bachelor, so calling him an 'unconfirmed bachelor' indicates he's not gay nor opposed to marriage, just unsuccessful thus far at finding a suitable mate.

Charlie Brown never talked to that Red Haired Girl and never found another that could hold a candle to her, so he grew old and died an unconfirmed bachelor.

That old dude? He's not divorced; I don't think he ever married. No, he's not gay, just an unconfirmed bachelor.

by Monseignore Laszlo March 2, 2010

unconsistent

Similar to inconsistent but more appropriately used with Bogan English

Ben's bowling is unconsistent! One moment he is bowling strikes, the next it's in the gutter.

by Bogan English July 10, 2019

Uncanny

Something that is to fake to be real and/or something that is to real too be fake. Something could look human and sound human but walk around like a 1920’s cartoon

Person: The people in the GrubHub Ad are human, but move like cartoons. That shit is so uncanny!

by Snowingalmond February 2, 2021

unbenefited

A redneck word for no longer being benefited or no longer being part of the plan.

Me and you have become unbenefited.

by JazzyJAC75 March 30, 2009

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009