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Open the umbrella inside

An expression that depicts a psychologically painful act as shoving an umbrella into your ass and open it inside. It's like kicking one's butt, but much more painful.
This job is really sucks, plus my boss hates me, I feel like he is going to open the umbrella inside.
by Gyrun May 12, 2018
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Umbrella

A form of pleasuring a female, where one inserts their entire forearm into a woman's vaginal passage, and expands their hand fully when inside, resembling an umbrella.
"Yo Pete, how'd things go with Carolyn last night?

"Pretty good bro, she was diggin everything until I gave her an umbrella."
by Ryan_Leaf November 6, 2012
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The Umbrella

Someone who has horrible game, he prevents every girl in his reach from getting wet. This may not always be the girl that The Umbrella himself is trying to hook up with.. sometimes The Umbrella is so big it prevents your girl from getting wet as well.
Man we were all gonna get laid, and then Eddie the Umbrella showed up and cock blocked all of us.

Man, he is such an Umbrella man, it was raining pussy up in here, and then boom Eddie showed up.... The Umbrella!
by the40yearoldpirate March 2, 2009
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Umbreon

Umbreon is a dark-type pokemon who evolves from eevee as a result of exposure to moonlight. Like all eeveelutions, it bears a slight feline resemblance; though the only feline characteristics umbreon has is it's short muzzle and small head. Unlike Espeon, who greatly resembles a feline with its slender legs and long cat-like tail; Neither of which have retractable claws.

Umbreon resembles that of a Canine/Vulpine more than it does a Feline, with its broader legs and long bushy tail; Umbreon weighs far less than Mightyena, who is a wolf, hence Umbreon would be a smaller member of the canine family.

Glaceon is also based on a Fox (Alopex Lagopus), with the same small, feline-line head that the other 6 eeveelutions seem to share. The arctic fox is slightly smaller than others of the Vulpes family, as it is slightly smaller than Umbreon.
Umbreon: You won't know it's there until it's too late.
by Felii July 8, 2010
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umbrella

a person's care. to be under one's umbrella is to be under their care and supervision; likened to 'taking someone under their wing'. most notably found in Rihanna's song "Umbrella"
Now that it's raining more than ever, know that we'll still have each other; you can stand under my umbrella.
by lokidma June 12, 2007
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Pink Umbrella

The female version of the Bat Wing, where one simulates stretching open a vagina at an unsuspecting victim.
Jessica came around the corner and was shocked to see Keith squatting flashing the pink umbrella at her.
by nodnahs January 27, 2011
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Opening the Umbrella

The act of masturbating under your blankets. "Opening the Umbrella" refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.
1. Jim: Dude, I just caught Billy opening the umbrella in his bed!

2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?

Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.
by Ol' CB August 5, 2010
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