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Palmer, Tx

A dusty old town in the ass end of nowhere consisting only of a school and several racists. Visitors are guaranteed to get a speeding ticket, as it is the only way the town earns revenue. The town has no redeeming qualities other than the burgers during Friday night lights.
Got my 3rd speeding ticket going 2mph over oassing through Palmer, Tx.
by ElFeto August 28, 2016
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Granbury, Tx

A backwater shit hole named after two obscure racist confederate generals, where guys with creepy facial hair, swatstika tattoos, meth addictions, and mile long rap sheets pretend their lives actually have a point. The Town's unofficial slogan is "Come on vacation, leave on probation" due to the everyday small town police harrasment which occurs there. In Granbury you'll find plenty of confederate flags, hear lots of country and Kid Rock (along with plenty of racial slurs), and smell the stench of local yokal bullshit.
Jim Bob: Hey Bubba, wanna go to Granbury, Tx and smoke some shard while we try to screw underage girls?

Bubba: yup. I like what Granbury represents.
by Mr_definition83 November 9, 2018
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Plano, TX

A United Nations town. Originally mostly farm land back in the 80s, but as the Telecommunications Corridor developed in the 90s in Richardson (just South of Plano) the area rapidly developed. Most people here work for telecommunications companies. Lifestlyes range from the slums in the far East side to the mega mansions in the West. There are random horse and cattle farms here and there, especially in the Eastern part. Due to the influx of international corporation headquarters to the area, there is also a large amount of international residents. At the local college you can find people from South America, Africa, Asia, and the Middle East. More recently there is an increase in Chinese to the area, resulting in many Asian establishments, such as the popularity of Boba Tea. The area is notorious for drugs and gangs, but I managed to get through public school with no interaction with either, so neither are inevitable. Excellent program at Plano East Senior High for students with special needs. Peaceful place overall with good malls, international restaurants of every kind, bike paths, parks, and a growing downtown community. Also attached to the Dallas Metro system (DART).
In Plano, TX, my teacher had to ask half of the students how to pronounce their names because they were foreign.
by MarineFreak37 November 3, 2007
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Anna, Tx

A shithole town where a bunch of hicks live that have nothing better to do than make rumors and bullshit lies about innocent people because they are so bored with their own useless lives.
I live in Anna, Tx and I am an asshole.
by stayclassy February 21, 2011
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Canyon Lake, Tx

Canyon Lake is a beautiful place with hills and awesomeness. The lake is also a great place for recreational activities. Some people say that it is full of drugs, but it really depends on if you are in the trashy parts, or in the nice parts. There are a lot of retirees that live there. Not many stores are in the area, pretty much the only stores are in Hancock. Canyon Lake is the home of the Canyon Lake High School.
Let's all go to Canyon Lake, Tx everybody!
by Meow007 April 28, 2011
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Austin, TX

Austin is 20 square miles surrounded by reality.
by Luckboy March 22, 2004
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Terrell tx

A small ass place were their is nun thing but ugly ass bitches and niggas and stinks ass hoes
Terrell tx people are so MF nasty
by Lulu martinez December 25, 2016
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